Man in Pain

Being a man is really such a painful thing, why? Because when you're asked to buy cosmetics for your girlfriend, you probably can't differentiate between a facial treatment cleansing oil and a facial treatment cleansing gel and you end up being laughed by the counter sales girl.

I was in Sunway Pyramid today with David because he needed to get a haircut so I tagged along with him since I had nothing to do. While I was waiting for him, I called my girlfriend.

Nearby the ice skating rink
Boy: Hello! Darling, I'm currently in Sunway Pyramid with David.

Girl: Oh darling, the both of you are loitering together again huh?

Boy: (....pause....) No he wanted to get a haircut and since I'm here waiting for him I thought I called you up to chit chat a little.

Girl: Oh that's great! Since you're so free, can you go to the SK-II counter and get me this facial treatment cleansing oil? Mine is finishing soon. It's very cheap only, around RM 180.

Boy: (....KNN, 180 called cheap ah?!....) Errr, I'm really not very good at this. Can we just wait till you come to KL and we go buy together?

Girl: Cannot! You promised me to come down this weekend and you didn't! So you must buy this for me as compensation.

Boy: (Hmn...if take airplane go down, ticket cost RM 400+ but if just buy this SK-II thingy only cost me RM 180! Ok, sounds like a good deal!) Ok lah, I'll go check it out yah!

Girl: Oh darling you are the best, I love you! *muacks*

破财挡灾，bo bian!

So David and I headed over the to the SK-II counter and I forgotten what she wanted already. I was reluctant to call her again, sekali she ask me to "顺便" get some cleanser ah, lipstick ah, whitening cream ah then I mah hailat? That time really tua kee liao!

At the SK-II Counter
Me: Erm, I'm looking for facial treatment cleansing........errrrr.....

Sales Girl: Facial treatment cleansing gel?

Me: Yeah yeah, I think that is the one.

David: Eh bro, better call her to confirm leh. Sekali you buy the wrong one, you really cry leh!

Sales Girl: Eh Mr! They're both different thing okay! You know or not, this one for make up removal, this one for ..... blah blah blah .... (I damn sien already listening to her)

Me: (....reluctant but no choice....) Hello! Darling? Eh what was the thing you wanted me to buy liao ah?

Girl: Facial cleansing oil! Big big bottle wan!

Me: Oh ok ok, thank you thank you! (...faster hangup the phone! phew, lucky she tak sempat to ask me for others. hehehe!...)

Cashier Counter
Cashier Girl 1: Wah bang! Ini pasti bukan beli buat sendiri kan?

Me: Ya ya, beli buat girlfriend punya.

Cashier Girl 2: Ok mah! Ini manyak murah mah! Boleh beli kasi saya kah?

Me: (....if so murah, buy yourself lah! .....) *force out a damn fucking fake smile* hehe hehe

Cashier Girl 1: Wah, ada kad Bonuslink lagi ooo!

David: *laughing*

Chao Turtle!! Lim Peh want to buy some cosmetics also have to kena tease ah?

And this is how it looks like.


SK-II Facial Treatment Cleansing Oil: RM 178.00
Starbucks Ice Tazo Shaken Lemonade: RM 12.60
J.CO Doughnuts: RM 21.00
Man in Pain: Priceless

(I'm required to write this part or someone will snap off my cock)
Disclaimer: I bought this item 100% willingly with all my heart without anyone pointing a gun to my head.