Lately I've been shopping for a water bottle to bring to work everyday. Apparently mum does not approve us of drinking dispenser water from the office.
Back in the schooling days, I've always hated bringing a water tumbler to class. Why? Because it looks damn sissy. Lim peh rather let my throat burn to death then to bring one.
Well, things are different now. When you're aging every single day and getting old, you have no choice to but give in and take care of your health. But still, I still feel that carrying a water bottle around is damn sissy.
Last time during school days I got no money, but now since I'm working and I can afford to be kiasu so I've decided that the water bottle that I'm going to buy must be damn poser and of course it must have the bling factor.
Especially after the Man in Pain incident, lim peh decided that if your girlfriend could spend RM 200 to buy something to remove chemicles that you put on the face, what is RM 100 then to buy something that holds liquid you drink everyday? Justified or not?
So during lunch hour I scurried over to KLCC with David and got myself this:
This chao turtle bottle costs me RM 89.90
To further add on to my kiasuness, the next morning I woke up very early and I purposely washed the bottle in front of my father. But he didn't ask me anything, he must be too proud to say anything but I know deep down inside he is really envious and jealous of me.
Then I filled it with Diamond water, wiped it clean and start admiring its shiny surface for a minute or two before I drive to work.
During driving to work, I put the water bottle in front of my car's dashboard so that everyone can see it during traffic jam. Then, I will pick up the bottle and open the cap in slow motion, and after drinking I will put on a very satisfying look on my face to tell all the drivers nearby me that I am so proud of my bottle.
I even showed it to Tweety (whose actually a pet dog of mine) and I think she is too also very proud of her owner having such a remarkable water bottle.
Besides serving as a water bottle, it can be used for other various puporses as well such as:
- A dressing item to match your clothes, car, bags or even handphones
- To attract girls because they will admire your confident look when they see you holding the bottle in your hand
- To make the rest of the guys jealous because the girls are admiring you and not them
- To function as a mirror when you can't find one
- It can be used as a NOS tank for your car since it is made of aluminium
- It can be used as a weapon to knock on people's head because it is unbreakable
- To make people think that you have very good taste when they walk by your table and see the bottle (you can even put a Starbucks mug next to it to enhance the effect)
Perhaps I'll ask Sigg for some advertisment fees as well.
