Women Multiplication Theory

There is a saying about women which goes like this:

Whatever you give to a woman, she's going to multiply it.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

True ain't it?