Maxis Broadband Sucks

Well, the title says it all. Looks like Maxis outdid themselves again.

My dad signed up for a Maxis broadband last month and has been telling me how fast it is.

Apparently, he either has a fucking low standard or he's a total retard by comparing it to a dial-up. Either way, the Maxis broadband sucks.

And you thought that TM's StreamyX sucks enough, wait till you use the Maxis broadband and you'll know what I mean.

Sigh, its really depressing to see this kind of service level from Maxis. I wonder how do you guys sleep at night by providing such fucked up services and yet still have the balls to run roadshows everywhere promoting this shit?

Ananda Krishnan should be hanged for fucking up during the hiring process by getting a bunch of monkeys to run Maxis for him.

Maxis you are no different than cheaters. Stop cheating our money and taking it to India to fund your Aircel operations there.

I've been with you guys for 10 years and is this how you treat your customers? I hope you guys go bust, I'm switching operators for sure.

The Huawei GSM modem looks good though

The reported statistics here is horse shit


This is the real actual speed, 3.51 K/sec

Wife beaters deserve to die

"RIYADH, Saudi Arabia – A Saudi judge told a conference on domestic violence that a man has the right to slap his wife if she spends lavishly on such things as clothing, a Saudi newspaper reported, drawing criticism from rights activists in the conservative kingdom."

Click here for the full article.

Are you Saudi men all fuck heads? What kind of man are you for beating up your wife? I am totally shocked when I read this in Yahoo! news this morning.

A wife beater is a man with no balls and they deserve to die.

Period.

Someplace Familiar

Just collected my allowances for the 2 days short trip to Jakarta, it has been sometime since the last time I set foot in this country.

I do miss Jakarta very much, the city is so vibrant and it never dies. Talk about food, its about time I need to sample some sop buntunt and bakmi noodles. Yummy!

Too bad its only a 2 days trip, or else I would have probably eat the city inside out.

Piece of advice:

Look for an underground money changer for better rates

Talk About Being Fancy

Talk about being fancy, if having a Porsche in your garden is not fancy enough then you can opt to have one of these car docking system designed by Sim Flemens & John Warland installed.

Just for USD 40,000 you could impress your friends and neighbours or maybe even your dog!

Susu Kambing

Out of the blue lately I've suddenly developed the cravings for some goat milk, and I was like literally walking around the office asking people whether do they know any place selling susu kambing for the past 2 week.

Too bad nobody knows any, and poor old me had to carry on miserably without any goat milk *sob*

One day my dear Sales Director Maisie walked in, looked at me and said:

Maisie: Chew Soon, I got your susu kambing and its on the 9th floor's refrigerator. Better go collect it before someone drinks it.

Me: *gasp* ZOMG! You're not pulling my leg aren't you? You really got my susu kambing??????

Before Maisie could even reply me, I was already on my way to the 9th floor office.

I come, I see and I conquer.

Tada!

(It says its the best known alternative to mother's milk) 

Buahahahahahaha! One happy man :)

Flabbergasted

I didn't realize it until someone told me, my name came out on Google's recommendation! Buahahahaha!